A man who was crossing the road on his four wheeler had bad timing and got stopped by a police officer who happened to be passing by at that time. The following exchange takes place .....

The man says: What's the problem officer?

Officer: You were trespassing on government land there.

Man: Sorry sir. I thought that was still my uncle's property sir.

Wife: Oh, Harry. Your told me that was government land!

(Man gives his wife a dirty look)

Officer: I'm also going to give you a ticket for no license plate.

Man: No license plate? Oh my, I think it must have fell of back on the trail.

Wife: Oh, Harry, you've known about that for a year.

[Man gives his wife a dirty look.]

Officer: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your helmet.

Man: Oh, we just took them off to take a break here by the road so we can have a smoke.

Wife: Oh, Harry, we don't smoke.

Man: turns to his wife and yells - "Shut your **** mouth!"

Officer turns to the woman and asks: "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"

Wife: No, only when he's been drinking."