Protecting Our Public Land From Enviro Whackos

Filed in archive Rants on August 14, 2007

Every time I turn around, there's something somewhere slamming ATVs because they do damage to "critical habitats" and "destroy natural resources".

Right. And all you hippy types walking along the forest, throwing your trash on the ground, stomping mercilessly on innocent plants and bugs, breaking glass on the trails, crapping all over the woods like a freakin' bear don't do any damage to the forest do you?

Of course not.

As a hiker and outdoor enthusiast, let me tell you about what I see almost every time I go hiking... I see you trudging along, tossing candy wrappers and coke cans/bottles on the trail. I see you leaving the trail at every opportunity to purposefully destroy plants and animals that might live there. I see you wearing ruts in the ground by trodding all over it without a care in the world.

You need to get off my public land if you can't take care of it. You bitch day after day about how evil ATVs are and how they destroy the environment, yet you continue to be self-centered little trolls and do the same thing yourselves, only the pollution you leave behind is a lot more than I've ever seen from any ATVers. The world is your trash-can and you blame it all on off roaders, then go and set traps, start fires to destroy property, plant species of plant and animal in habitats they don't belong in just so you can try to get the area closed.