Moose Driving ATV Hits Baseball Player

Filed in archive Humor on August 6, 2007

Seattle, WA is a beautiful city, with lots of green, lots of rain, and, well... a moose driving an ATV. No, not a real moose, a mascot for a baseball team. He was driving an ATV on the field, speeding, probably without a helmet, and ran over coco Crisp.

Whoa, wait a minute...

Coco Crisp????

Hang on...

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Sorry, I'm back. I had to change my drawers (I peed them) and had to go get my head bandaged up (I banged it on the floor when I fell over laughing) and I had to get the stitches in my side of course ... but I'm OK now.

Anyway, the Seattle Mariner's Moose ran over the Red Sox's Coco Crisp, (heh. hehehe), and almost knocked him down. Thank God nobody was hurt. This would look real bad having a moose in an ATV running over people.